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Last Updated: 20.06.2025 04:12
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Unacceptable again!
Freaks and Cheeks
Why, after a divorce, would one still want to ruin the other one’s life?
Analysis & Anal Cysts
No, not a chance
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Do flat Earthers really exist? Why do they believe the Earth is flat?
Still no good.
So they tried
Thumbs down again.
Catatonics & High Colonics
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Next, they tried...
When you visit a store, do you go to shop or buy?
Another attempt resulted in ...
Still no good
Minds and Behinds
What is the boldest and craziest thing your mother has ever done for you?
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
They put up a sign reading
How far back into your childhood can your remember and what is your favorite memory of that time?
So, the docs changed it to read
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Specializing in Odds & Ends.
What will help me to get a bigger butt naturally?
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Hysterias & Posteriors
Nuts and Butts
How did you become popular in school?
Then came..
Loons and Moons
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Why does my vagina always itch so badly after my periods?
Just Forget it!
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
share office space ...
No go.
No way
Everyone loved it.